News in a Nutshell
John Edwards admits to being a cheating bastard and fathering a love child with Rielle Hunter. HM.
Toyota recalls2.3 4.2 MILLION cars because of an issue with a gas pedal. (watch out for Lexus drivers that means you DAD) This is the first SECOND time they have done a recall for a sticking gas pedal. This shit is really dangerous
Dear MTV, the second season of Jersey Shore won't be as good as the first. (e.g. real world)
Don't get caught with your pants down.. (courtesy of american idol)
Cindy McCain is pro gay marriage.. wait? Is this not GOP John McCain's wife... (maybe the world will end in 2010)
People make a big fuss about this bitch Heidi Montag.. she's famous?
and one more thing! the porn industry is dwindling due to the lack of boredom brought on by facebook and twitter. lol! facebook cures the porn addicts LOVE IT.


Toyota recalls
Dear MTV, the second season of Jersey Shore won't be as good as the first. (e.g. real world)
Don't get caught with your pants down.. (courtesy of american idol)
Cindy McCain is pro gay marriage.. wait? Is this not GOP John McCain's wife... (maybe the world will end in 2010)
People make a big fuss about this bitch Heidi Montag.. she's famous?
and one more thing! the porn industry is dwindling due to the lack of boredom brought on by facebook and twitter. lol! facebook cures the porn addicts LOVE IT.







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